She doesn't even know what to say, until, finally, slowly. "So I was killed by the Hulk, and.... and I'm on TV?" Caroline stares at him, and then she swallows thickly. "I'm done. My life can't get any weirder. I'm eighteen, I'm a vampire, my boyfriend's a werewolf, you're a million years old, my friend's a witch and the other one's a doppleganger and my history teacher just killed me, tortured me, my dad tortured me, Bonnie's mom is vampire, my dad is dead, Elena's parents are dead, she's in some weird kind of love triangle with two vampires and I was just killed by the Hulk. And you and I are going on a not-date on Friday. I'm done."

She leaned her head back against the wall with a thunk, rolling her eyes to look at him. "I'm done. What do I do? Whatever. Because what the hell, Klaus. Oh! And Jeremy sees ghosts and Jenna's dead and Katherine's who knows where. And I planned Homecoming with your sister, who's also a million years old."