"I take it you haven't met the geek kid yet," Klaus states, glad that he's managed to take the wind out of her sails. "Spock and Kirk are also on the station. This girl out of a British science fiction series. Oh, and a modern version of Sherlock Holmes. The geek kid says he knows most of us from one fiction or another. We apparently have a television series."

He pauses, for emphasis, and says, dryly, "It's called The Vampire Diaries."